[Image description: A black and white comic. In the first panel Duck and Ryan Gosling are walking together, with Duck’s arm around him. In the second panel Gosling removes his wrist watch, making Duck shout “Your watch!!” followed by Gosling asking “Do you like it?” In the next panel Duck looks confused and asks “…Why aren’t you a goat?” Gosling then says “What?” The next panel is a zoom into Duck’s eyes, with the text “Loading…” next to them. In the final Panel Duck is panicked and shouting “RYAN GOSLING,” with Ryan Gosling asking “Duck what the hell is going on”
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[Image description: A screenshot of a tumblr reply by the-ideaist, who has written “The real Ryan Gosling comes to Kepler and by a series of wacky shenanigans falls in love with Duck, who just thought Billy got really good at his human act.]
This Year by The Mountain Goats except while sitting in the car with your friend in the parking lot of a drive through. It’s raining hard outside, and you’re far from home, but at least you’re with your friend on the first day of what you can only hope is a better year.